Compton may not be so bad. We'll put spinner wheels on the cars, add some hydraulics, throw some subwoffers in the back, play some Snoop Dogg, down some 40's. Have a side show where we rob Korean-owned liquor stores.
Oh yeah - make sure that the racing suits are baggy and hang below the knees. And at the podium have the drivers wear their ballcaps sideways.
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