But then what if Schumacher goes to Minardi?
This just my theory on how the season will finish:
TGF and Mika will be tied for points. Ron Dennis moons TGF on the start line, spooked he crashes into Mika, but damages his car, and Mika wins on a count back. Ferrari and the public have had enough of Schumachers crappy last race of the season crashing excuses. Ferrari dump him, and Bernie makes him do another safe driving course. Miniardi picks TGF for a steal (they find him on the side of the autobahn with a sign reading "will race for food"). TGF wins the world championship, and enjoys the loaf of wholemeal bread he gets for his efforts.
