[Roy Misters]

The Castle Coombe Monastery has a brotherhood vowed to silence.
Once a year at their Octoberfest the Abbot, Father Dave Edwards, of Castle Coombe Monastery allows one of the brothers to break their silence to make a personal statement.
These are the minutes of previous moments of broken silence.
Octoberfest n+1.
Father Dave Edwards “Brother Simon Ashley, you have been chosen to break your vowed silence. Please make your statement”
Brother Simon “The pea soup at Camp Corner is always cold!”
One year later.
Father Dave Edwards “Brother Ed Moore, you have been chosen to break your
vowed silence. Please make your statement”
Brother Ed “I hate working at Quarry and I want more space”
One year later.
Father Dave Edwards “Brother Mathew Rivett, you have been chosen to break
your vowed silence”
Brother Mathew “I want to leave the Monastery!”
Father Dave was shocked and asked why.
Brother Mathew replied ”Because I can’t stand all this bickering!”