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Originally Posted by bauble

Well I do like to keep a breast of things.

I have not seen any Tits, nor had a Shag, in the garden for years, my big Cock withered away, some time ago, so I have had to Swallow my pride in my bird collection, and turn my Eagle eye to motor sport instead.

I hope no one mis judges my post, it is completely free of innuendo.

I'm sure that if there was any sign of innuendo the moderators would whip it out immediately!
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