My favourite.
Martins practice lap commentary.
"Long pit-straight here... not much to do... under the bridge, read the Financial Times and eat your sandwiches." ... "Turn 10... your heart says brake, your head says please don't." ... "Check your pit-board, it's a long straight ahead - get that sandwich box out again."
No wonder you never won martin, you were too busy eatin you cheese pickle widges!
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