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Originally Posted by Adam43
There must be a joke there. The NASCAR driver, the Le Mans driver, and the F1 driver walk into a pub. The barman asks "...
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... what they want to drink or eat.
The F1 driver says: "An orange juice for me, a baguette for him, and a Jack Daniels for him."
The Le Mans driver says: "A double coffee for me, potatos for him, and a gallon of moonshine for him."
The Nascar driver says: "A draft beer for me, a martini for him, and a lemon for him."
The other two say: "What?"
The Nascar drivers replies: "Ain't you a lemon driver?"