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One time a family took their dear old Granny into a nursing home. On her first day they bathed her, clothed her, fed her and finally sat her down. Suddenly she starts to lean over and so one of the nurses rushes over and straightens her. Then she starts to lean over the other way and so the nurse straightens her up again. This goes on all afternoon, until finally they can keep her still.
The next day the family comes over and asks her what she thinks of the place. “Oh it’s lovely,” she says. “The staff are friendly, the food is great and the facilities are excellent. There’s just one problem.” “What’s that?” asks the family. “They won’t let you fart!”
Thanks to my late uncle for telling me that one. Been entertaining loads of people with that joke since
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