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There's been paper talk that they're planning a film version - a round-the-world trip not dissimilar to Long Way Round. A circumnavigation of the globe, if you want to call it that

You can just imagine how that would start, can't you?

RH: "We had a meeting with the production team a few months and and we decided it would be a good idea to make a Top Gear film...unfortunately, Jeremy walked into the room..."

*grand intro with flashing lights, thunder, lightning and a giant airship shaped like the Stig's head"

JC: "Yes, I decided we should do a circumcision of the globe in a race against each other. Hammond down there is in a 20 year old Land Rover. Captain Slow is in a Fiat Panda...his Fiat Panda. The Stig is going to use up half the planet's oil in a Koenigsegg. And I will in be this giant balloon"