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Enough serious stuff for a moment. I spotted the rescue crew (led by Santa) at Triangle reading the latest edition of Viz on Sunday. In fact there were quite studious expressions all round. I noticed that particular attention was being paid to the Profanisaurus, which is the dictionary of swearing. I should know, because I had already read my copy from cover to cover so recognised the page from my vantage point. I didn't think the rescue team needed any help in that area. Did anyone notice any more colourful language than usual over the weekend? If so, I think we know where it came from.

Woolley has already told me that if you can hear a driver cursing inside the helmet as you approach an incident you can be fairly certain that no serious injury has been suffered. Any views on this?