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Originally Posted by Woolley

So before everyone beats me to it, the caravan saga, or 'The Clarkson Trophy' entry:

Yes, I did do the first 3 miles with the nose wheel down.
Having had the caravan on charge for 3 weeks, and the fridge switched on, the ice compartment was solid.
I then left the fridge on on the journey, flattening the battery. (Thanks to Jody's mum for the loan of a spare.
The candles that were used in the absence of electricity were decorative rather than functional. It was just possible to see the saucepan in order to stir the curry.
No, I didn't see the other marshals when I parked over there...
The disappearing water has turned out to be a leaking hot water tank.
When getting home and parking it 'quickly around the back to sort out tomorrow' we dropped one wheel into the flower bed, resulting in the purchase of a trolley jack today to raise the wheel sufficiently to get a plank underneath to roll it back out.

Must try harder!

Not related to Frank Spencer by any chance are you ?