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Welcome Champ Car Racing UK. You are Team 41.
PRESS RELEASE
For Immediate Release
From Somewhere in California - Team Penske Babe Mrs. Fields Pies has been on a trip to Disneyland in an effort to cheer Bruno up now that he's out from under the bed and assured that Nicolas is nowhere nearby... followed by a couple of days of "testing" at Speedzone, where Helio went quickest but Gil signed the most autographs. Our name sponsor has been very attentive during the long break, and consequently Helga our Whip Lady has scheduled extra workouts for the boys this week before they decamp for Long Beach. Upon arrival they will all get haircuts, have their shoes shined, and buy new sunglasses before being presented to members of the press. We are tanned, we are fit, (okay, we WILL be fit) and we are ready. Bring on the season. Oh, wait, we did have a race already didn't we? Anybody remember who won?
Oh, and when someone suggested Champ Cars might use Interlagos next year, as F1 will not be needing it, after prolonged loud laughter the offer was declined.
See you at the track.
Pedro, "El Guapo" Morales
Press Officer
"We ate all the pies!"
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