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Oy, I resemble that remark.
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as far as most modern manufacturing methods go 'Lean' means "(bareley) fit for purpose"
quality doesn't come into it, letalone longevity 45 year old Ford blocks will outlast the modern guts bolted to them even after 40 years normal service with ford guts as for lean drivers, the engines get more punishment now than then, we're all FLF's compared to 40 years ago! |
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Ouch!
Methinks I should have kept myself to myself, at least regarding my job Part of me wants to respond with a strong defence of lean, quoting myriad examples of it’s benefits, however, a larger part of me tells me this would be pointless. However… being a consultant means it’s open season 24/7/365, so fire way. It also means that I can race cars, so it’s a price I’m more than happy to pay, ‘cause racing’s what this forum is all about, eh? |
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S'ok. Zef's our pet luddite.
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Even if they are self employed?
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CONSULTANTS!
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Consultants charge you a large fee......to tell you what you already know!
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You're not a proper consultant - a) you're decimal point needs at least one space to the right and b) it's ALWAYS + expenses!
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[quote=terence bower]BUT it's best to have a second opinion. Right,that'll be £500.00 + Retyping +Expensives {ERROR INCLUDED}
I always give a discount to friends though John,its usually those b********s that rip me off.L.O.L Last edited by terence; 11 Sep 2008 at 16:55. |
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Oh,thats what it is.
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This has become so way off topic, I've moved this lot to a new thread. Sorry, Pieter, no offence to you as 'owner' of this thread; your post was just a convenient cut off point. Of course, I'm not sure how much further you all want to go with this 'consultancy' discussion, but with the thread title, you can now go off on another direction, as you're bound to anyway, without going off topic!
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Thats me off the hook then.
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Not sure if this is a true story.........
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered, "Sure." The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his notebook and connected it to a cell phone , then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep." "That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car. Then the shepherd says: " If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?" "OK, why not." answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business. Now give me back my dog!!" |
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