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25 Oct 2000, 23:11 (Ref:44811)
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Having read an unbelievable amount of tosh on the part of everyone at McLaren except Mika himself, as to whose fault it was that Uncle Ron's Boy didn't win this year, I have decided that there are only 10 remaining excuses that they have not yet used, and here they are.
10. Michael Schumacher voodoo doll got stuck under Mika's brake pedal, causing him to jump the start. 9. All Ferrari personnel are illegally living on Earth and using technology banned by the Intergalactic Convention more than 20,000 years ago. 8. Someone put Nick Heidfeld's tires on Mika's car. 7. Erja was late showing up for the race, which made Mika nervous at the starting line, as he wondered what she could possibly be doing that was more important than watching him. 6. TGF took the action figure from Mika's Happy Meal. 5. Somebody spiked Mika's water bottle with sleepy juice. 4. Jean Todt making hangup calls to Mika's in-car phone. 3. Itching powder in Mika's racing underwear. 2. TGF stole Mika's map. and the number one excuse they have not used: 1. ONE OF OUR DRIVERS MADE A STUPID MISTAKE AND THE OTHER ONE WAS TOO SLOW. Thank you. |
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25 Oct 2000, 23:19 (Ref:44813)
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#10 HEHEHEHE...chuckle, chuckle, chuckle
#9 HEHEHEHE...chuckle, chuckle, chuckle #8 HEHEHEHE...chuckle, chuckle, chuckle #7 HEHEHEHE...chuckle, chuckle, chuckle #6 HEHEHEHE...chuckle, chuckle, chuckle #5 HEHEHEHE...chuckle, chuckle, chuckle #4 HEHEHEHE...chuckle, chuckle, chuckle #3 HEHEHEHE...chuckle, chuckle, chuckle #2 HEHEHEHE...chuckle, chuckle, chuckle #1 FORZA FERRARI!!!! |
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25 Oct 2000, 23:37 (Ref:44820)
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Too Funny...
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26 Oct 2000, 08:46 (Ref:44891)
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1. The FIA stands for Ferarri International Administration
2. The FIA stands for Ferarri Is Always (right) hang on these aren't excuses, this is the truth! |
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26 Oct 2000, 08:59 (Ref:44892)
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 ------------ AMoffat, of course you have solid pieces of evidence. (And you mean Ferrari, of course) |
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26 Oct 2000, 09:50 (Ref:44895)
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Loved it Liz.
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26 Oct 2000, 10:12 (Ref:44901)
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I reckon it was because noone understands Mika as he is a sensitive New age guy who was worried by the upcoming pregnancy and the fact that a major sponsorship deal with the world's leading tissue manufacturer had fallen thru.
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26 Oct 2000, 10:19 (Ref:44903)
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Evidence
How can a humble exCanadian have evidence against the might of the team like Ferarri,... Ferrari, look you know who I mean, the bad guys... The learing ones, the ones with the superior smiles, the ones who sing so badly...
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26 Oct 2000, 10:33 (Ref:44909)
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Re: Evidence
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26 Oct 2000, 10:38 (Ref:44910)
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My pick is for the Rat and Bright, followed byBig dick and Little Dick and last but not least Markham. As for Plato and the rest of the loosers coming out from Britain, there entertainmnet as we like nothing better than reminding Britain what useless sportsmen they are and how they would be better off all driving Volvos as they were built with the English in mind.
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26 Oct 2000, 10:39 (Ref:44912)
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Because the truth is shown to men (and I guess the occassional woman) of good heart.
Plus, Schumacher (the bigger one), drives in a manner unbecoming a gentleman and the governing body turns a blind eye. |
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26 Oct 2000, 12:01 (Ref:44938)
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And whooooo kept jumping the start trying to get a gentlemen's advantage???
In the South we call that CHEATIN'!!! |
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26 Oct 2000, 12:03 (Ref:44941)
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AMoffat-
Resistence is fuuutile... the force is with us. FORZA FERRARI! 
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26 Oct 2000, 12:16 (Ref:44946)
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No Red Neck Mu#%^F**&^,
I was a starting to like you ald boy (but muma get me my 4/10), I donna understand why a fella from the south would bother with them Eyetalian fellas from , urh, you know over there. They don't knoe nothin' about drag racing, blues, large V8 engines incars that have rightious stagger and no fella called buckshot Jones ever raced for em. They look sweet in a Mardi Gra sort of way but couldn't be relied on to shoot down the hall of a shot gun house if their very mealey mouthed lived depended on it. What's wrong boy, trying to get some kulture hanging with these ****ers? Give me Dale Jrn an his Daddy any day, add in Scott Pruet, that boy gotta do somthin' right soon enough. Plus Rusty Wallace and all the good old boys. Get a grip fella, these fella's are laughing at ya. Come and join me at McClaren and Jordan... |
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26 Oct 2000, 12:18 (Ref:44947)
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I'm plain at a loss with you boy. So come on over to Australia (where they done that Olympics Shiiite) so I can learn you a thing or toooo
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26 Oct 2000, 18:58 (Ref:45023)
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 Nice one Liz!!! |
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26 Oct 2000, 19:09 (Ref:45024)
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................................Nuff Said !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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26 Oct 2000, 19:24 (Ref:45032)
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our clearly advanced machinery had a user failure.
ashtray full. please replace. weakest excuse i heard was from dc. well, weakest two. 1. my idle was set too high (ie i drove into the pitlane wall, 1995) 2. i had a blister on my arse (malaysia 2000). |
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26 Oct 2000, 21:31 (Ref:45058)
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When Michael becomes the 4 times Formula-one world Champion at the end of 2001, Ron Dennis will whip his arse & shout
[QUOTE] If only I had signed Jacques!!!!![QUOTE] Forget 2000...the writing is on the all. I dont see Mclarens beating Schumacher in 2001. Cheers. 
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26 Oct 2000, 21:48 (Ref:45063)
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the best when DC gave TGF the finger wasn't just the finger was the Wan*er gesture afterwards!
Go DC! |
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26 Oct 2000, 21:53 (Ref:45067)
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I still cannot believe DC did that!! Whinging little git!!
 He really gets on my t**s, whats Mclaren's problem?? there is DC and Ron DEnnis the WORLD BIGGEST whingers!! I think they need to face the facts!!! Michael is gonna kisk there arse from there 2 arse kicking land next season!! oh and DC needs to get a life and realise its always gonna be MIka MIka Mika!!
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26 Oct 2000, 21:57 (Ref:45070)
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Ah, .... Freud
You are really starting to worry me!!! take care...... (I really mean it....you ARE really starting to worry me..... ) Murph |
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26 Oct 2000, 22:05 (Ref:45074)
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Now you guys relax !
We all have contracts and deadlines. So that's why we have a script right ? Less risks and no financial losses. It's a show !! So the 2000 agenda was perfectly accomplished. The next year is under designing and we know everybody will be happy with the plan... $$$$$ Bernie $$$$ Sorry Ferrari and TGF fans... just kidding !!!
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26 Oct 2000, 22:07 (Ref:45076)
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Murph, thanks for the affection....& btw I'm worried about old romantics like you getting heartattacks on ferrari wins
 Keep cool.
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26 Oct 2000, 22:10 (Ref:45079)
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Mosley and Montezemolo
sitting up a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G. 
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