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Old 28 Mar 2005, 16:44 (Ref:1263595)   #1
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Poor Bernie
This guy can't seem to catch a break.

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Old 28 Mar 2005, 17:27 (Ref:1263623)   #2
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I'm not sure you can ever use the word "poor" to describe Bernie
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Old 28 Mar 2005, 18:00 (Ref:1263633)   #3
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Wow..he does seem to get all the bad luck. Wheels stolen from a brand new Merc gosh i hope i never see such bad days...
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Old 28 Mar 2005, 19:01 (Ref:1263682)   #4
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Old 28 Mar 2005, 19:08 (Ref:1263691)   #5
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I think it's just the Mclaren mechanics having a bit of a laugh.

Wonder if they were Michelins or Bridgestones?
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Old 28 Mar 2005, 19:09 (Ref:1263693)   #6
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haha Was chatting to a couple of the marshals at Combe today when one produced a newspaper with that photo in... we spent the next 15 minutes rolling round in fits of laughter!!!
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Old 28 Mar 2005, 19:20 (Ref:1263709)   #7
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Caption would be:When they come back for the other two i'll be (insert expletive here) waiting.
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Old 28 Mar 2005, 19:45 (Ref:1263737)   #8
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I think it's just the Mclaren mechanics having a bit of a laugh.

Wonder if they were Michelins or Bridgestones?
I think they're Michelins and Ferrari needed something quick to close the gap to their competitors.

That picture is great.

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Old 28 Mar 2005, 20:31 (Ref:1263768)   #9
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It's funny how he said "We'll deal with it. We never see a policeman round here..."
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Old 28 Mar 2005, 21:25 (Ref:1263797)   #10
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The thief, his car and his car's number plate were all caught on Bernie's security cameras.
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Old 29 Mar 2005, 05:26 (Ref:1263962)   #11
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There are reports of Paul Stoddard being seen in Chelsea with two wheels in the back of a pickup truck?
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Old 29 Mar 2005, 06:42 (Ref:1263971)   #12
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All that money , and no locking lug nuts ??
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Old 29 Mar 2005, 09:47 (Ref:1264098)   #13
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So, will the FIA allow him to replace them now or does he have to wait 'til next race weekend?
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Old 29 Mar 2005, 10:10 (Ref:1264116)   #14
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He can replace them, but not put petrol in at the same time......
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Old 29 Mar 2005, 10:39 (Ref:1264135)   #15
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I recall a story last year that a Merc saloon of his had all 4 wheels stolen!

No wonder the Met' are claiming a 50% reduction in crime!
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Old 29 Mar 2005, 18:56 (Ref:1264532)   #16
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There are reports of Paul Stoddard being seen in Chelsea with two wheels in the back of a pickup truck?
Can't have been,PS would have nicked all four and then come back for the spare.
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Old 29 Mar 2005, 20:19 (Ref:1264605)   #17
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Nice of them to leave it on the jack. I wouldn't have been so kind.
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Old 29 Mar 2005, 20:52 (Ref:1264643)   #18
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hahaha....that picture is great! hehehe.......go on Bernie son!

Yer, I'm a moron, I know......
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Old 29 Mar 2005, 20:59 (Ref:1264652)   #19
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There are reports of Paul Stoddard being seen in Chelsea with two wheels in the back of a pickup truck?
apparently PS is to announce Minardi's long term commitment to f1 saying it is down to securing a free tyre supply.
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I was only joking Ralf Fan...One would have thought that Bernie could afford off street parking, but It has been a long time since I was last in Chelsea.
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Old 30 Mar 2005, 02:11 (Ref:1264859)   #21
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He just sold the most expensive house in the world...you'd think that when you could afford any other house on the planet you could find one with a garage, wouldn't you.

Tsk. But then he'd never get in the papers.
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Old 30 Mar 2005, 04:20 (Ref:1264902)   #22
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I recall a story last year that a Merc saloon of his had all 4 wheels stolen!
in that case whats he gonna use as his spare set? better call Mr Whiting
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Old 30 Mar 2005, 19:08 (Ref:1265589)   #23
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I was only joking Ralf Fan...One would have thought that Bernie could afford off street parking, but It has been a long time since I was last in Chelsea.

D'oh so was i
well instead of havign a go at Kicking Back's jokes i guess i should just sit down and work on my own....
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