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23 Feb 2009, 09:37 (Ref:2402256)
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23 Feb 2009, 10:15 (Ref:2402280)
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23 Feb 2009, 12:16 (Ref:2402370)
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Welcome to the "Caffeine Appreciation Society" Jen
 And just for Paul, a little refresher course on his favorite jig: "I'm a Little Teapot" is a nursery rhyme describing the boiling and pouring of a teapot. The recitation of this rhyme is generally accompanied by physical actions that involve imitating a teapot (actions described in brackets below). The rhyme with a rhythm: I'm a little teapot, short and stout Here is my handle (place one hand on corresponding hip to imitate handle), here is my spout (position other hand in air to imitate spout). When I get all steamed up hear me shout. (alternately, "then I shout") Tip me over and pour me out (lean to the right to imitate pouring tea from the spout). The third line often varies: one line used is "When I spy a teacup, then I scream". Though uncommon, an optional second verse exists: I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true Here's an example of what I can do I can change my handle to my spout (switch hand positions and repeat tipping motion). Just tip me over and pour me out. Another version, common in the United Kingdom, with a 9-7-9-7 rhythm: I'm a little teapot, short and stout, Here's my handle, here's my spout, When I hear the tea-cups, hear me shout, (or when I give a whistle) "Tip me up and pour me out". Another version, though apparently uncommon, rather short - but charming - goes as follows: I'm a little teapot, short and stout, One, two, three - d'you want a cup of tea! 
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23 Feb 2009, 13:06 (Ref:2402421)
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23 Feb 2009, 13:37 (Ref:2402443)
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I'm just looking at the original picture and thinking we have a problem with the 'short and stout' interpretation. Could you try it in the kneeling postition next time?
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23 Feb 2009, 13:38 (Ref:2402445)
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no - it's the alternate universe version that is spelled the way it really should have been spelled if they'd actually been trying......
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23 Feb 2009, 15:27 (Ref:2402504)
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Im not selfish i'd make you tea in exchange for creme eggs!
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Acctually never mind, im going to be the bigger person here and give up sweets and chocolate for lent! :P
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And then binge like a true junkie when Lent is over.
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It possibly will make me a smaller person if thats possible and i will prob be ill for days afterwards when i finish my binge!
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If there was never a thread on Tenths that proved the Irish are mental, then this is it.
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I'm going to be tea-total for Lent
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23 Feb 2009, 18:08 (Ref:2402587)
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I see the conversation has moved on now but if I'd been around earlier I would have suggested checking out 'wikiteadia' for further information.
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You would have thought all these tea jokes would have got teadious by now, but they haven't!
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Please make the tea end of the tread (Why am I trying to say this with an Irish accent??)
Courtesy of Google What does a teapot say to it's lover? O, dajarling! Who is the teapot's favorite actress? Tea Leoni. Why did the tea bag have to do it's laundry? Because it was stained. What is a baby teapots favorite game? Pekoe-boo. Why was the cow teapot late to the party? Because she was decafinated! How long does it take to ship tea from China by slow boat? Oolong Time! What does a teapot say to her hairdresser? Don't teas What does the teapot say to its bag? I don't want another seep out of you! What kind of music do teapots like? Jasmine Why did the teapot wear a cozy? Cozy kept him warm. Why must you be careful of tea at night? Because it might mug you. What does a tea bag do when it's tired? It seeps. What do lady teapots like to wear? String of Earls! What's a teapots favorite folk tune? My Dajarling Clementine Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was naughtea. What did the teapot wear to bed? A nightea Why did the tea get away? Because it was loose. What does the tea do when it moves to LA? It has its bags removed. How does a tea bag seep? On its side What's the teapots favorite movie? E.T. What's under old ladies teacozy? Tea-pends. What happens when old lady teapot laughs too hard? She teas her pants. What's under baby teapot's cozy? Plastic panteas. What is under Mr. Teapot's cozy? His box earls? No, really. What is under his cozy? His tea string? No really, what? His teaniss. |
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you take it out wet, the longer you leave it in, the stronger it gets! What is it? Scroll down... A little bit further..... A TEA BAG!!!! |
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Thanks for the new tag line under my user name! Bit easier to understand that the last one!
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