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8 Jul 2005, 08:37 (Ref:1350174)
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You know you spend too much time marshalling when......
.....you find yourself biting your tongue at the bus stop to prevent you from telling the other queuees to "get out of your line of sight"
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8 Jul 2005, 09:37 (Ref:1350207)
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... you turn round quickly when you hear a whistle being blown at the train station!
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8 Jul 2005, 09:39 (Ref:1350208)
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 ...........you keep shouting for a waved blue when your stuck behind a caravan. 
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8 Jul 2005, 10:41 (Ref:1350238)
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....you go into a clothes shop and automatically head for the orange section.
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8 Jul 2005, 10:42 (Ref:1350239)
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.....................you reach for a non-existent radio to report a motorcyclist riding with his visor up!
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Confucious him say 'often better to keep mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it and remove all doubt'
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8 Jul 2005, 10:52 (Ref:1350245)
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....you start kicking stones off your gravel drive.
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The Birthplace of Concorde. Welcome Home "Alpha-Foxtrot"
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8 Jul 2005, 11:01 (Ref:1350247)
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All your clothes are cotton
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I want a hat with "I only wanted one comb" written on it.
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8 Jul 2005, 11:03 (Ref:1350248)
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You know you spend too much time marshalling when …
The smell of Castrol R has a slight aphrodisiac effect on you. |
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ace-motorsport.
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8 Jul 2005, 11:10 (Ref:1350255)
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You no longer watch motorsport on TV to see the racing but more to see your fellow marshals and what they get up to...
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8 Jul 2005, 11:35 (Ref:1350263)
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...you head off for the office, dressed in orange with your flask in a bin liner!
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8 Jul 2005, 12:43 (Ref:1350291)
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...you check every fire extinguisher you walk past.
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8 Jul 2005, 13:22 (Ref:1350312)
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The future is bright, the future is..... Canon EOS 500, Canon EOS 5, Canon 35-80mm EF AF F/4-5.6, Sigma 70-210mm UC AF F/4-5.6. Powered by Panasonic, guided by....!
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8 Jul 2005, 13:25 (Ref:1350315)
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you start telling drivers in the local supermarket to go to parc ferme..............
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Live long and marshal ( its life Jim, but not as we know it!)
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8 Jul 2005, 18:22 (Ref:1350450)
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After twenty three odd years they are all so true.
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8 Jul 2005, 18:28 (Ref:1350454)
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............You take charge at every RTA you come across and provide the Police/Ambulance crew with the most complete handover they have ever had!!!!
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8 Jul 2005, 18:30 (Ref:1350457)
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8 Jul 2005, 18:40 (Ref:1350462)
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...........You're waiting to cross the road when ten car's down you see a Seat trying to overtake an Astra and you step back from the kerb. " JUST IN CASE " ( BTCC joke ) |
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8 Jul 2005, 19:01 (Ref:1350482)
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There is a major crisis at work but you can't really get very interested in it unless something catches fire.
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I want a hat with "I only wanted one comb" written on it.
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8 Jul 2005, 19:04 (Ref:1350486)
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Never post on 10 tenths on a weekend because your out on an event.
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8 Jul 2005, 19:40 (Ref:1350538)
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....... you have to buy a Leatherman tool to wear on your Trouser Belt during the week because you feel bare without it!!!
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8 Jul 2005, 20:18 (Ref:1350570)
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...you're at an outdoor play when it starts to drizzle and you're the only one who remembered obring waterproofs. Flourescent orange ones with a reflective stripe that catches the stage lights and dazzles everyone sitting behind you...
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Bill Bryson: It is no longer permitted to be stupid and slow. You must choose one or the other.
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8 Jul 2005, 20:45 (Ref:1350592)
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Sadly all of the above and kickin glass, stones etc off the road when walking home from the tram stop.....
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Warning - Motorsport is dangerous let's keep it that way.
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8 Jul 2005, 20:54 (Ref:1350599)
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.............Your sun/wind burnt from the neck upwards and have white patches around the eyes, from wearing shades all weekend.
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8 Jul 2005, 20:57 (Ref:1350604)
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You have report pad in your car in case you witness a road accident
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8 Jul 2005, 22:56 (Ref:1350656)
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You help push a broken down car off the road then ask the driver if they have turned off the electrics.
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