Long Beach Countdown.... - Page 3

Dov · 15 Jan 2004, 01:10 (Ref:838707)

I started a perfectly nice thread called "St. Pete Countdown" and you see how you ladies have ruined it! Please, it's time for you gals to grow up!!! LOL

MLM · 15 Jan 2004, 02:11 (Ref:838754)

Grow up?

Honey, please don't scare us like that!

Please, I still have yet to figure out this "adult thing"! LOL

OK, back to a countdown. According to Bruno's site (they've been doing a countdown on the front page since last month), it's 95 days until LB.

Dov · 15 Jan 2004, 02:32 (Ref:838763)

Subject: Chicken
> >
> > Why did the chicken cross the road?
> >
> > SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information: The chicken did not cross
> > the
> > road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
> >
> > GEORGE W BUSH: We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just
> > want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
> > chicken
> > is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
> >
> > COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
> > satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
> >
> > TONY BLAIR: I agree with George.
> >
> > HANS BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have
> > not
> > yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
> >
> > DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
> > Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
> > told.
> >
> > MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all chickens will be
> > free
> > to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
> >
> > GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
> > Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
> >
> > RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
> >
> > SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
> > crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> >
> > BILL GATES: eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
> > file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet
> > Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2003.
> >
> > ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
> > move beneath the chicken?
> >
> > BILL CLINTON: What is your definition of chicken?
> >
> > THE BIBLE: And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken
> > THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and
> > there
> > was rejoicing.
> >
> > COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

MLM · 15 Jan 2004, 02:38 (Ref:838766)

Now, Dov honey, I try to get the topic back to "countdowns" and here you go rambling on about chickens!

What AM I going to do with you...spank you?

BTW, that's funny (especially,the "quote" by Freud...I nearly fell off my chair on THAT one, given the tone of this thread, LOL! )

suzmac · 15 Jan 2004, 15:37 (Ref:839314)

Quote:

Originally posted by Dov
Please, I beg of you, let's not take our discussion there! Patrick is so afraid, even PT's shadow scares him! LOL

Yes Dov Sweetie....let's not go there. I don't want to have to hurt you!!!

P.S. I think we better find another topic to discuss or argue about or the rest of the people on this forum will think your nuts!

I am nuts!! Someday you will see how much!! You should see me at the races!!

P.S. I don't care what people think!! LOL

Sue

suzmac · 15 Jan 2004, 15:43 (Ref:839322)

Quote:

Originally posted by MLM
We already do, Dov!
Don't worry Sue, I feel the same way about a couple of other drivers in the series.
I feel your pain, Sue (geez, we're having a "Dr. Phil moment" ...now everyone come together for a group hug, LOL )

Oh MLM thanks for sticking up for me

LOL I can see Dr. Phil's show now....Women Obsessed With Champ Car Drivers...

Dov would probably be in the audience saying how terrible we are on this forum and how "bad" we talk

How about everyone come together for this

Dov are you in on that???

Sue

P.S. This is more like how I am

Dov don't you agree??? LOL

suzmac · 15 Jan 2004, 15:46 (Ref:839325)

Quote:

Originally posted by Dov
I started a perfectly nice thread called "St. Pete Countdown" and you see how you ladies have ruined it! Please, it's time for you gals to grow up!!! LOL

I bet if we were talking about Danica Patrick it would be a different story now wouldn't it??? Besides I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up!! LOL How come it's okay for guys to talk like that???

Sue

suzmac · 15 Jan 2004, 15:52 (Ref:839336)

Quote:

Originally posted by MLM
Now, Dov honey, I try to get the topic back to "countdowns" and here you go rambling on about chickens!
What AM I going to do with you...spank you?
BTW, that's funny (especially,the "quote" by Freud...I nearly fell off my chair on THAT one, given the tone of this thread, LOL! )

The chicken thing was funny! Good going Dov! However, MLM I would think Dov would probably enjoy a spanking! LOL

Oh there I go again being "bad"

In the words of Dov "control yourself woman"!!

I will try from now on but I can't guarantee anything!!!

Sue

Dov · 15 Jan 2004, 15:54 (Ref:839339)

Quote:

Originally posted by suzmac
How about everyone come together for this *Beer&Donuts* Dov are you in on that???

I'm down....put me down!!

Quote:

Originally posted by suzmac
I bet if we were talking about Danica Patrick it would be a different story now wouldn't it??? Besides I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up!! LOL How come it's okay for guys to talk like that???

It's the way the world works.....I didn't make the rules up, but I do enjoy them!!! LOL

Btw, yes I agree 100%, you are a

suzmac · 15 Jan 2004, 16:11 (Ref:839352)

Quote:

Originally posted by Dov
I'm down....put me down!!

It's the way the world works.....I didn't make the rules up, but I do enjoy them!!! LOL Btw, yes I agree 100%, you are a

Well I'll have you know that I am here to break them!!!

Aww you are a sweetie

So MLM and Dov we shall have

whenever we are all at the same race!!

Sue

Dov · 15 Jan 2004, 16:16 (Ref:839359)

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a
sudden,he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." The sky clouded
above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over
anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel
it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of
another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."

The man
thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside,
what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they
cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a
woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four
lanes on that bridge?"

MLM · 15 Jan 2004, 18:40 (Ref:839480)

Hey, Sue, one word (for the Cleveland race) :HORNBLOWER'S!

A great place, right next to the track, where you can walk over (during "downtime") and get something to eat and drink.
And I know Dov's just kidding around with us on this thread.

suzmac · 15 Jan 2004, 19:02 (Ref:839498)

Dov that was so funny!!! That goes both ways you know!!

MLM I know exactly where Hornblowers is at. I used to run along Burke Airport all the time! Now we have to have Dov in on it! Go to the Cleveland race and off to Hornblowers for some

!

Dov you're such a comedian!!

Sue

MLM · 15 Jan 2004, 21:24 (Ref:839631)

Countdown (on topic, LOL

)....94 days until LB!
Actually, Sue, I'm more of a wine drinker. I LOVE going over to Hornblower's and having a glass or 2 of wine during "downtime" at the track.

Dov, you're from Toronto so Cleveland's not too far from you. In fact, I usually do Cleveland then go to the Toronto race (I meet up with Liz when I go there). BTW, Sue, there's the Molson Beer Garden there plus a little cafe in the Exhibition Place (at the track at Toronto).

suzmac · 15 Jan 2004, 21:35 (Ref:839641)

Wine is okay too....less carbs!! LOL In my 34 years of living in Ohio I have never been to Hornblowers so it will be a first for me! I would love to do the Canadian races...especially Vancouver but it would be so heartbreaking for me to be around all those Canadians fighting for Patrick's attention

I would get lost in the shuffle and then I would have to cry

I am sure if I wear my Patrick jeans I would get noticed

I'm thinking Dov will have to come to the Cleveland race

then I guess I could follow up to the Toronto race and we can continue our celebration

We would have a blast!!

Sue

suzmac · 17 Jan 2004, 05:02 (Ref:841225)

MLM and Dov where the heck have you been? Are we done with posting on this topic?? We need a new one that's just as fun!!

Sue

MLM · 17 Jan 2004, 15:27 (Ref:841611)

Sorry, Sue. Unfortunately, I was busy yesterday with all that awful "real life stuff", LOL

What are your "Patrick jeans"...are they in a "checkered flag" pattern or see-through, LOL
Countdown(so we can't be accused of getting off-topic here, LOL

)....92 days!

Keep warm, especially if you live in the Northeastern US/Southeastern Canada....brrrrrrrrr

It's not too bad down here except we're SUPPOSED to have sleet/freezing rain this am. So far, nothing has occured (you'd think the world was coming to an end the way the weather morons were talking last night!

)

suzmac · 17 Jan 2004, 18:41 (Ref:841721)

Quote:

Originally posted by MLM
Sorry, Sue. Unfortunately, I was busy yesterday with all that awful "real life stuff", LOL
What are your "Patrick jeans"...are they in a "checkered flag" pattern or see-through, LOL
Countdown(so we can't be accused of getting off-topic here, LOL )....92 days!
Keep warm, especially if you live in the Northeastern US/Southeastern Canada....brrrrrrrrr It's not too bad down here except we're SUPPOSED to have sleet/freezing rain this am. So far, nothing has occured (you'd think the world was coming to an end the way the weather morons were talking last night! )

Yeah I hate that real-life stuff

I had my friend paint stuff on a pair of jeans for me. The right front leg has a picture of Patrick on it, the left front leg has a hand-drawn picture of the Canadian flag in the Players team colors. The back right pocket has the Ford logo on it and the back left leg had teamplayers.ca and the left back pocket has #32 on it! They look so cool! I am trying to get a picture taken of them with a digital camera and post it on here if I can figure out how to do that!! Oh BTW Patrick thought the pants were cool and he signed them for me!! I wore them to the Cleveland race and the Denver race!

It has been pretty cold up here for the past couple of days but I try not to go outside if I don't have too!

Sue

Dov · 17 Jan 2004, 20:49 (Ref:841814)

http://www.qnet.com/~pontius/smile/s...p_1%5b1%5d.htm

Dov · 17 Jan 2004, 20:53 (Ref:841816)

George went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family including his mother-in-law. During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem. George's mother-in-law died. With the death certificate in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial.

The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told George that the sending of a body back to the States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00. The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00.

George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."

The Consul, after hearing this, says "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."

"No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead! I just can't take that chance!

MLM · 17 Jan 2004, 20:59 (Ref:841827)

Another good one, Dov.

Good thing I didn't have a mouthful of chardonnay...it would have been all over the keyboard!

suzmac · 17 Jan 2004, 23:03 (Ref:841931)

Dov that link for the smile thing was so cute! It does make you want to do this

Your joke was so funny! And MLM good thing your keyboard didn't get messed up!!!

So you guys probably really think I am nuts now that I told you about my "race day outfit"

Sue

MLM · 18 Jan 2004, 01:44 (Ref:842021)

Sue, I thought you were nuts backon page 1!

That's why Dov and I have been coming back for more craziness (we're masochists, LOL

)

I'm not surprised PC liked the jeans...he has a good sense of humour and fun.

suzmac · 18 Jan 2004, 12:56 (Ref:842329)

Quote:

Originally posted by MLM
Sue, I thought you were nuts backon page 1!
That's why Dov and I have been coming back for more craziness (we're masochists, LOL )

I'm not surprised PC liked the jeans...he has a good sense of humour and fun.

It's all about having fun

That's why I am as nuts as I am! I love to make people laugh! You'll see when we are hangin out at Hornblowers

We just have to keep working on Dov to come down to Cleveland. I think I might have scared him off

Sue

suzmac · 18 Jan 2004, 12:57 (Ref:842330)

He used to think I was such an

Sue

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