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friends???????
you must be joking!! halfie is holding his hand out to show how much that dodgy haircut cost.........$5. looking at JPM's half hearted smile, he's probably hoping some of the peroxide seeped through into his head!!!!!! |
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Caption competition time!
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Classic Eddie Irvine moments, #1 Interviewer: "Why has Schumacher got an odd shaped helmet?" Eddie: "Because he's German, he's got an odd shaped head" ![]() |
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"what did that bodgy haicut cost, halfie????
"five bucks, burger boy. why. do you like it???? "no, i've seen better heads on my cattle back in columbia" |
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"I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your head!"
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Ralf said the barber screwed up his hair so he had no choice but to go for the blonde look.
Maybe he's tellin them what he plans to do to the barber ![]() |
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not much chance of l'oreal sponsorship for that schumacher
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RS: "The barber, he told me it was five seconds quicker... See ya later"
JPM: "You mean five tenths slower???" Last edited by av8rirl; 10 May 2002 at 17:18. |
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JPM: "Why are you trying to look like Irvine, old chap?"
RS: "I'm not. I crashed my new BMW into a custard factory" Last edited by Kex; 10 May 2002 at 17:44. |
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JPM: "what are you doing ralf?"
RS: "just waving goodbye to my credibility JP" |
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Rafe......."next time i win a race, they'll have to make my helmet this big!"
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RS : "Uh Oh, do you like it guys ???"
JPM : "Tell me who's your barber ?" RS : "So you wanna do the same ?" JPM : "No. To be sure I'll never cut with him." |
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Where's Ralfie's wedding ring?
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who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep ![]() |
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"Jaun, check it out, now I look like real Williams Driver" (oblique reference to Veillenueve)
or, "It cost me heaps but I finally tracked down all those soft porn shots of my wife on the net" "not quite Ralfie, you should see my collection" He who laughs last... |
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"So long, Juan Pablo, I'm off to find a place where the people are as green as the money (and my hair). Then they'll be too dumb to know there are TWO Schumachers and I'm the other one."
"Ralfie? Try Guatamala." |
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RS: "well guy's I was at the hairdresser and they said who wants a free hair cut"
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