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In discussions such as this, I really miss the measured and considered of the late and much-lamented sage of Attleborough, Mike Bell.
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Because Noddy refuses to pay the ransom.
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Trying to think of a rugby punchline
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What did the Crusader say when he saw the Saracens coming over the hill?
I wish I had not asked because the punch line is ... Look out boys, here come the Saracens. I know i know, that is exactly how I re-acted when my mate Eric told it to me. |
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Isn't that similar to what, and not many people know this, Michael Caine said towards the end of the film set in Africa when the the Zulus came up to the top of the hill overlooking the British troops? And was the film called Zulu? |
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Well there really is no need to run if you only have a punchline like that. Less of a punchline, more of a feeble slap around the face with a wet lettuce line.
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If its the same type of answer to the question "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow" my answer is: depends on where the elephant comes from, Africa or Asia?
GTB, elephants have flat feet from jumping out of palm trees I've been told… From stomping out burning ducks must be acceptable! |
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Why castors have flat tails? EB knows the answer quite well…
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Gerard that's a difficult one. Given that I don't know what a castor is.
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Why are the soles of elephants' feet yellow?
So they can hide upside down in a bowl of custard. You've never seen an elephant in a bowl of custard? Shows how good the disguise is. All these jokes are very funny in the wee small hours after several glasses of good cheer. Let's pretend we're there, not kicking our heels at home. More! Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk |
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Very old one, in French… Comment faire entrer quatre éléphants dans une Dauphine * toit ouvrant? Answer: on en met deux derrière et deux devant!
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"What's green and got wheels?" When I was unable to answer he said; "Grass." "Grass?" Punchline; "I lied about the wheels." After he left I was thinking what a stupid joke it was, not in the least bit funny .... and then I started to laugh, and laugh, and laugh, as the idea came to me .."I lied about the wheels." I still smile even now. Why does it take six women with Post natal depression to change a light bulb? Knock! Knock! Whose there? Wurlitzer. Wurlitzer who? ........ What time was the Chinaman's dental appointment? A Chinaman went for a job on a building site, and the foreman put him in charge of the supplies office. Later he decided to check on the man, but when he got to the Supplies Hut the guy was no where to be seen. The the Chinaman jumped-up from behind the counter and shouted; Surplies , surplies! Well you did ask. See there are worse things than the Covid virus after all. |
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One time a family took their dear old Granny into a nursing home. On her first day they bathed her, clothed her, fed her and finally sat her down. Suddenly she starts to lean over and so one of the nurses rushes over and straightens her. Then she starts to lean over the other way and so the nurse straightens her up again. This goes on all afternoon, until finally they can keep her still.
The next day the family comes over and asks her what she thinks of the place. “Oh it’s lovely,” she says. “The staff are friendly, the food is great and the facilities are excellent. There’s just one problem.” “What’s that?” asks the family. “They won’t let you fart!” Thanks to my late uncle for telling me that one. Been entertaining loads of people with that joke since |
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Obviously in France you have bigger elephants. In the UK the car of choice for the joke was a British Leyland mini. |
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