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An old granny tries to cross a crocodile infested river. How does she cross safely? |
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Sorry to interupt the jokes. I am sorting through stuff prior to a house move and I have three framed paintings I want to give to a good home. They are by Tony Smith and are in frames 21" by 17". One is Mike Hawthorne in a Ferrari at Reims in 1958, one is John Surtees in a Ferrari at Monza in 1964 and one is Jackie Stewart in a Tyrrell at Nurburgring in 1973. I have nowhere for them in the new house and I don't want anything for them and will post them out for free. If anyone is interested in them please send me a pm. I hope this will not upset the mods.
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