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Should read "Caution, 5 irritating brats on board, none of them strapped in, and all turning round and gurning at the driver behind. Please do the world a favour by ramming this vehicle as hard as possible"
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Common place on the back of tractors around here
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Vandelay Industries...latex and latex-related products.
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A popular one in Australia is,
"Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on." Sadly, this is often seen on worn out old family hacks or piddly little econo boxes. |
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Gas, grass or ass no one rides for free.
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One that I have seen in the states numerous times
"this car insured by Smith and Wesson" |
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sticker i had on my car once was "fertilize the bush,doze in a greenie"
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Trouble with that (explanation for 'baby on board') is that they never take the sign out when there isn't a baby on board!
And you ask most of the people that have that sign - I'm willing to bet the majority of them think it's "to make people behind me back off"... ![]() |
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Heres my favourite car sticker... looks funny racing around on a meaty porsche... saw it at spa last year - who ever owns it - its a nice car!!
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We are all familier with "Wayne & Sharon" Sun strips, I saw one a few months back that read "Clayton & Ma' 8ITCH" a sure winner with the ladies, and I'll bet he never gives his mum a lift anywhere.
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Not a car sticker but it made me laugh non the less. A girl (who is rather well endowed) in the sandwich shop round the corner is wearing a T shirt with the following slogan proudly displayed on her chest:
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You should've said "It's rude to point too!"
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sticker - im not speeding, im qualifing
shirt - some chick had a white halter top that was basically see through and hands prints accross her boobs. cant touch this was written on the bottum (she was jail bait too ... LoL) |
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Drifting a little off topic here chaps......
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Right. Back to car stickers. Well actually it wasn't a sticker as such, because we painted it on, but anyway...
My mate used to race a 924 Turbo in the PCGB Porsche Classic series. At one point we had the inspired idea of painting it orange. No idea why - just one of those things that happens I guess. Having done so, I though it'd be really funny to paint "You've just been Tango'd" on the back... ![]() Next race, the series co-ordinator (a truly fine chap called John Farren) sauntered over to us in the paddock and says, "You'll have to take that off, lads." "But why?" we ask, all offended, like. "Because it's not very funny," says John, "and..." "AND?!" "and you're always at the back..." ![]() ![]() Last edited by garcon; 19 Aug 2003 at 15:25. |
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Seeing Minis around the place with "On a mission for Mr Bridger" on the back, I think I'd rather like that sticker...
... on an Aston Martin DB4 or an E-Type Jag. |
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Nah, I'd like the sticker on a nice Cooper S, red, spotties, white roof.
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Don't forget the wire mesh headlight covers...
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Some of those mini's had some really funny - and naughty! - stickers on them
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