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9 Jan 2002, 03:30 (Ref:195858)
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A little Humor...
Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. How can we help you?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but did not find any marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Merry Christmas Buddy" WHO SAYS REDNECKS AREN'T REAL BRIGHT??? BTW...how many more days until the Daytona 500? (I know some of ya saw this already) 
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9 Jan 2002, 04:42 (Ref:195869)
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Yes- & I have the same answer---
Too %#@%@!% many! |
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10 Jan 2002, 05:36 (Ref:196396)
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you'll survive Sweetie...trust me
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13 Jan 2002, 01:46 (Ref:197783)
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Im a Gay Medic.
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13 Jan 2002, 01:48 (Ref:197784)
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IGNORE previous post it was supposed to go to "Return to Castle Wolfenstein" forum SORRY
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13 Jan 2002, 13:26 (Ref:197989)
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13 Jan 2002, 13:32 (Ref:197990)
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As of, 1/12/02
Budweiser Shootout, 29 Days Twin 125's, 33 Days Daytona 500, 36 Days |
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13 Jan 2002, 15:12 (Ref:198038)
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The Daytona 500 will soon come around. You may think its a long way off right now, but it will soon be here!
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13 Jan 2002, 16:56 (Ref:198074)
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I am soo embarassed that post was supposed to go to a gaming forum that I play in.Even worse I had time to edit it or even delete it but did not!!
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13 Jan 2002, 17:35 (Ref:198092)
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lol
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14 Jan 2002, 01:46 (Ref:198351)
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LMAO. Good one RacerX!
I LOVED it! I have often suspected that the gate swung both ways for you! LOL. |
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14 Jan 2002, 05:05 (Ref:198374)
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 Besides, looks like everyone got a good chuckle out of it. Entirely at your expense, of course!
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14 Jan 2002, 22:52 (Ref:198791)
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I think it's quite appropiate that he posted it in "a little humor" thread! At least he's staying on topic! *G*
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15 Jan 2002, 02:38 (Ref:198862)
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Hopefully I'm not choking on a pretzel when the X-man is around...*G*.
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15 Jan 2002, 02:42 (Ref:198864)
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I'd give ya CPR & mouth to mouth, I'd revive ya---- But then so would he!
ROTFLMAO!!!!! |
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15 Jan 2002, 11:58 (Ref:198945)
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15 Jan 2002, 13:59 (Ref:198976)
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Yeah- Well I couldn't just let ya sit there choking on a pretzel,
now could I? *G* Don't get too excited- Remember that I'm OLD! LOL But RacerX is about your age! LMAO!
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15 Jan 2002, 18:32 (Ref:199073)
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Your forgetting about my Flo Henderson thing...lmao.
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15 Jan 2002, 18:55 (Ref:199084)
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Well I ain't that old.
But whatever spins your gears (trying to put some racing in this) |
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15 Jan 2002, 19:23 (Ref:199093)
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First a pretzel, will Lars be falling off a couch like George W. ?
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15 Jan 2002, 19:31 (Ref:199095)
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I think Lar's needs to stay away from pretzels for awhile! LOL.
If he wants to get a bump on his head- I'll Thwap him one without the choking on a pretzel part! *G* MUCH simplier! |
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15 Jan 2002, 19:56 (Ref:199105)
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I'm sure he's quaking in his boots
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15 Jan 2002, 19:59 (Ref:199106)
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Yeah- Because he's a WUSS!
J/K Lars- Don't get me too bad! I couldn't help it! |
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15 Jan 2002, 20:03 (Ref:199107)
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This .Y. character is creating a storm in the parallel universe
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15 Jan 2002, 20:05 (Ref:199110)
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Yes He is making a boob of himself!
 Loved DC's reaction! |
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